New MSPaint Comic: My Night In Pictures

Parenting Fail

It’s 3 a.m. and my 4yo just woke me up my screaming “MOM!” until I woke up and ran into her room to see what was wrong. She called for me because her blanket wasn’t all the way on her person. I put it back on her and she fell right back asleep. In the murky darkness, I slammed my little toe so hard on the open door that I thought I broke it. Really, that whispered, “Son of a BITCH!” was coming out whether I wanted it to or not.